In his Cinefantastique feature previewing DS9 (April 1993), Mark A. Altman made-new-friends by quoting a studio flack:
"Do not call (Quark's facilities) sexual Holosuites or a brothel!"
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a quote from TOS "Shore Leave" |
"If Wishes Were Horses" unreels pleasantly enough, as the crew sleuths the sudden appearance of baseball great Buck Bokai (Ben's holo-character), a submissive Jadzia (Julian's desire), and Rumpelstiltskin, the latter promising to save the station in exchange for Molly (Miles and Keiko's first-born, of course). Answers come as grinding technobabble, but it helps that the cast is uniformly excellent. Keone Young was cast by a baseball fan, clearly, in that he'd make an unconvincing representative of most any other sport. Michael John Anderson is better known for art-TV (Twin Peaks, Carnivale), while Terry Farrell has a ball as alt-Jadzia.
Star Trek is a plot-based confection, so from "The Naked Time" forward, character fancies are off-format. They're also inevitable, given the need for 22 episodes per. For narrative tension they'll update The Odyssey -- the lotus-eaters, Circe, the Sirens -- with Trek regulars little more likely to die than Odysseus (the latter's shipmates, then, were early redshirts).
Ultimately, "If Wishes Were Horses" is similar to "Shore Leave," "Spectre of the Gun" et al., as the regulars prevail by disbelieving the figments. The tag hints at a sequel, never produced. On the other hand, the episode's aliens are so reticent, who can say?
** Rumpelstiltskin joined the scenario after Colm Meaney rejected leprechauns as problematic stereotype. Of course, interrogating same would've duplicated the Dax subplot. **
** DS9 stepped nearer self-definition with Ben Sisko's love for baseball, otherwise extinct. Despite pace-of-play hand-wringing, there's little sign of baseball expiring, but Buck Bokai was nevertheless prophetic: we're told he broke DiMaggio's streak (of consecutive games with a hit), whereas Ichiro Suzuki (then 19) was destined to be the global "hit king" (if MLB and Japanese-league stats are combined).